I guess I'm just gonna have to mark this locker again. This time in geek blood.
Catalog
Mike White
[sobbing] You're, like, my only friend Lindsay! And you're a total loser!
Millie Kentner: I heard about what she does in the yearbook darkroom. Lindsay Weir: What? She does what? I have no idea what you're talking about. Millie Kentner: She does it. Lindsay Weir: What do you mean, it? Millie Kentner: She fornicates it!
Cindy: Remember when I told you I had a crush on Todd? Sam: Yeah. Cindy: Well I don't. Sam: Really? Cindy: It's more like an obsession.
Jeff Rosso: I. Have. Herpes. It doesn't hurt that much, but believe me, you don't want it. Lindsay Weir: Can I please go now? Jeff Rosso: I just blew your mind, didn't I?
These jocks think they're such badasses. Like they cured cancer or something.
Lindsay Weir: [about Mr. Rosso] Have you ever looked at him? He's kinda good-looking. Kim Kelly: Yeah, if you're attracted to guys that look like Jesus.
Everyone's a Democrat until they get a little money. Then they come to their senses!
Sam: It's Cindy. She's kind of boring. It's weird hanging out with her friends. And, I mean, all she wants to do is make out and stuff. Neal: I'd kill to be that bored.
Paula: Like she actually cared about the working poor. She was a neoliberal war hawk. Olivia: She was a neolib and neocon. Nicole: I'm sorry. Did you say Hillary Clinton? Something about Hillary Clinton?
My love life is a ruin.
You have to treat these people like sensitive children.