“I guess I'm just gonna have to mark this locker again. This time in geek blood.”Tagged: Locker, Marking Territory, Geek Blood
“[sobbing] You're, like, my only friend Lindsay! And you're a total loser!”Tagged: Only Friend, Loser
“Millie Kentner: I heard about what she does in the yearbook darkroom. Lindsay Weir: What? She does what? I have no idea what you're talking about. Millie Kentner: She does it. Lindsay Weir: What do you mean, it? Millie Kentner: She fornicates it!”Tagged: Darkroom, Yearbook, Fornicate
“Cindy: Remember when I told you I had a crush on Todd? Sam: Yeah. Cindy: Well I don't. Sam: Really? Cindy: It's more like an obsession.”Tagged: Crush, Obsession
“Jeff Rosso: I. Have. Herpes. It doesn't hurt that much, but believe me, you don't want it. Lindsay Weir: Can I please go now? Jeff Rosso: I just blew your mind, didn't I?”Tagged: Herpes, Mindblowing
“These jocks think they're such badasses. Like they cured cancer or something.”Tagged: Jocks, Badasses, cancer
“Lindsay Weir: [about Mr. Rosso] Have you ever looked at him? He's kinda good-looking. Kim Kelly: Yeah, if you're attracted to guys that look like Jesus.”Tagged: Good-Looking, jesus, Guys Who Look Like Jesus
“Everyone's a Democrat until they get a little money. Then they come to their senses!”Tagged: Democrats, Republicans, Money, Wealth, Politics
“Sam: It's Cindy. She's kind of boring. It's weird hanging out with her friends. And, I mean, all she wants to do is make out and stuff. Neal: I'd kill to be that bored.”Tagged: Boredom, Making Out, Jealousy
“Paula: Like she actually cared about the working poor. She was a neoliberal war hawk. Olivia: She was a neolib and neocon. Nicole: I'm sorry. Did you say Hillary Clinton? Something about Hillary Clinton?”Tagged: Hillary Clinton, Liberal