“who has time for mystery in relationships? in this economy? no ma'am, let’s be honest and direct with each other.”— Anonymous, a-thousand-words.tumblr.com
“I'm just a girl, sitting in front of the world and asking them to forgive her for speaking.”— Jennifer Lawrence, glamour.com
“Have you been masturbating again? Because you don't have to tell me every time.”— Ari Graynor, Katie, amazon.com
“Are you guys scissor dancing? Honestly. You know, I hate lesbians, but you have to tell me. I'll make an exception, I'll get past it for you two.”— Justin Long, Jesse, amazon.com
“You know you’re not better than me. You’re not better than phone sex!”— Ari Graynor, Katie, amazon.com
“Okay, well you just go get your fancy pants boring job and I'll just be here being exciting.”— Ari Graynor, Katie, amazon.com
“You ladies are living some fucked up version of the American Dream.”— Justin Long, Jesse, amazon.com
“75 billion cells working to keep you alive in a universe where you are made of stardust and capable of incredible feats; a universe where you can create infinite scenarios in your mind and share them or keep them to yourself; a universe where one small action can impact your entire life, and you’re…”— the-real-void, the-real-void.tumblr.com
“Depression and winter are an even worse combination than orange juice and toothpaste.”— becomingaclassic, becomingaclassic.tumblr.com
“In case someone hasn't told you today - You broke. Stop buying all that damn fast food. Carry yo ass home and eat what ya momma cooked.”— highlitemami, l4dyrauhl.tumblr.com
“If someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.”— Frank Ocean, goodreads.com
“Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.”— Miss Piggy, marieclaire.co.uk
“Unless he’s got a 12 inch, magical dick that holds the krabby patty secret ingredient, he’s replaceable. stop putting up with his shit.”— vulnerablx, vulnerablx.tumblr.com
“I’ll take a picture but please don’t make me try to have a conversation with you or make my sober face at this point.”— Willam Belli, out.com