“It’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.”— Katie Dippold, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com
“Give up, worms! My fight power is supreme! I'm too [punches water] freaking legendary for you!”— Ako Castuera, Jesse Moynihan, The Farm, (Not Listed), imdb.com
“I'm all about banging clits, sucking tits, and taking shits.”— Sean Clements, Dominic Dierkes, Billy Belk, Tyler Posey, imdb.com
“It's like, if one of ’em dies, the other one wants to bench-press the casket.”— Steve Koren, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“Oh, you think you're better than me? Go ahead, pick out anything in the room here. I'll lift it up over my head.”— Steve Koren, Izzy Mandelbaum, Jr., Gene Dynarski, imdb.com