“You're inviting bad things into your life.”— Chris Sparling, Dr. Henry West, William Mapother, imdb.com
“Notice the masochistic tendency of leftist tactics. Leftists protest by lying down in front of vehicles, they intentionally provoke police or racists to abuse them, etc. These tactics may often be effective, but many leftists use them not as a means to an end but because they PREFER masochistic tact…”— Ted Kaczynski, washingtonpost.com
“I like when a woman has ambition. It's like seeing a dog wearing clothes”— Ron Weiner, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com
“This woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her.”— Larry Charles, Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“At the age of 13 to 18, to go away to a girl’s prison and during that time experiencing brutal self-harm, I would stop at nothing to destroy myself. I would beat my head against the wall until I bled. I would rip out my hair and use it to strangle myself. I bit myself. I friction burned myself with…”— Amy Bleuel, isharehope.com
“Keep going like this, you just might end up happy. And for a Catholic boy, that's a pretty dangerous thing.”— John C. Kelley, Foggy Nelson, Elden Henson, imdb.com
“This woman hates me so much. I'm starting to like her.”— Larry Charles, Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“What did you go out with me for?! Just to dump chocolate on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! I don't deserve that kind of treatment! What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! To apologize! You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and ignored?! Who's…”— Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com