“Lisa Farber: All men are pigs. Prymatt Conehead: Ah, pigs. An omnivorous domesticated cloven-hooved vertebrate that defecates in the same place it consumes. Lisa Farber: Exactly.”— Tom Davis, Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Prymatt Conehead, Jane Curtin, imdb.com
“You want to know how big of a pig your man is? He’s however big of a pig you give him permission to be. Every man has unlimited ‘pig-tential.’”— Tom Segura, scrapsfromtheloft.com