“You deserve to be taken on a real date. You deserve butterflies in your stomach. You deserve a real thing. A real man. A man who knows how to treat you right.”— Nataliia Totka, thoughtcatalog.com
“But letting a man help a woman leaves him vulnerable. This is the dream of all men, according to the officers' mistresses in Java.”— Paulo Coelho, amazon.com
“Because I imagine there must be only a very, very few men in the world, that I should like to marry; and of those few, it is ten to one I may never be acquainted with one; or if I should, it is twenty to one he may not happen to be single, or to take a fancy to me.”— Anne Brontë, amazon.com
“Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more, Men were deceivers ever, One foot in sea and one on shore, To one thing constant never. Then sigh not so, but let them go, And be you blithe and bonny, Converting all your sounds of woe into Hey, nonny nonny.”— William Shakespeare, amazon.com
“Not sure if my standards are too high or if guys really don't know how to treat girls anymore.”— syd, twitter.com
“She craves male company. This is more of a feeling than a sign, however this fear of being lonely will make a desperate woman jump in and out relationships.”— Jack, needymen.com
“Callin a girl a hoe cuz y'all had sex on the first date like robbin a bank with ya friend then callin him a thief.”— Greg, twitter.com
“Birth Control Pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.”— Sex Freaks , twitter.com
“I can cum 8 times and not get tired... Men cum 2-3 times and they gotta reboot like 1995 windows computer...”— Addicts Of Sex, twitter.com
“I don't kick a man when he's down, unless I'm the one who put him down in the first place. I don't put him down unless he deserves it.”— Nora Roberts, amazon.com
“The more of them that congregate together the higher their voices get. Its almost like they develop an 'accent' when together that they don't when they're alone, every sentence seems to end with a question,and the word 'like' is used as a punctuation mark.”— IndiaNgineer, reddit.com
“Pick their underwear out of their buttcrack. I see this quite often in public and I don't even think the girl notices she's doing it”— _RE_TARDIS, reddit.com
“Forget the concept of time. Sometimes it's as if they live outside of it. Especially when getting ready for things.”— Timman888, reddit.com
“Play dumb. I will never understand how playing dumb is cute. It's not, it's just dumb.”— HeyGirlAreYou18Yet, reddit.com
“Women stare at penises. I work in a hospital and most people are wearing scrubs. Yes you can see the outline/bulge of the goods. Women stare at it in the stereotypical movie fashion of a man staring at breast. The problem is that it is more obvious because it is much lower. F**king animals.”— DannyTrejoChestTatoo, reddit.com
“Ignore complaints we have about their behavior but expect us to automatically correct issues they have with us. I feel like this happens more in relationships but its usually a source of frustration for me.”— Professor_JR, reddit.com