“Pretend to be 'wacky' and fun...no you just look like you dropped on your head as a child...”— McSeptim, reddit.com
“Whenever a guy is near, they switch to peripheral mode and try to act like they aren't looking when they are. The body stops moving natural due to her focus on trying to act like she not trying to look.”— effin_clownin, reddit.com
“They size up each other. I used to think it was just a guy thing. But if you've ever gone people watching you'll see most girls size up the girls around them. You can see subtle movements, especially of the head.”— 2_Ducks_in_a_Handbag, reddit.com
“Women don't seem to be aware of back splash. It has happened more than a few times where I go to a females house and lift the seat to pee and the underside of the seat looks like a Jackson Pollack. I guess it's because they never lift the seat and just don't notice.”— savethought, reddit.com
“They get hungry when they see the food. Me: Babe I'm gonna make some food really quick do you want anything? Her: No thanks I'm not hungry. *Sit down with my food* Her: Oooh that looks good I just want a bite! *Proceeds to eat 50% of my food and smile about it*.”— AmareLoremIpsum, reddit.com
“All their farts come out once they are sleeping. Pooot. Yep she's poot poot asleep. Poot.”— midsize_sasquatch, reddit.com
“They're all good men before something happens to them. Some of them stay good.”— Blair Waldorf, amazon.com
“Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“For if there is one thing I have learned over the years about men, it is that feelings of powerlessness do not usually bring forth their finest qualities.”— Elizabeth Gilbert, amazon.com
“The noblest of men pay attention to details like this. Women are meant to be respected, and good gentlemen go out of their way to treat them in a manner that makes them feel special. Stand up if they walk in a room, give up your seat to offer them one, and most importantly, pull out their chair befo…”— Jenifer Bradshaw, thoughtcatalog.com
“There are worse things than being thirty-five, single, and female in New York. Like: Being twenty-five, singled, and female in New York. It's a rite of passage few women would want to repeat. It's about sleeping with the wrong men, wearing the wrong clothes, having the wrong roommate, saying the wro…”— Candace Bushnell, amazon.com
“You know that guy you are obsessed about getting to like you? In five years you won’t even remember his name.”— Christine Hassler, christinehassler.com
“I've noticed that men who tell women to "smile more" rarely comply when politely asked to "exist less."”— Conan O'Brien, twitter.com
“When you present your needs and boundaries like this, the right man will realize he’d be a fool to lose you. The right man will step up to the plate and ASK YOU for the commitment you’re after…and he’ll swell up thinking it was his idea all along and that he’s ‘won’ you.”— Christian Carter, eharmony.com