“I gained another pound today. But I think it's a pound of knowledge.”— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com
“And I am a certified amateur psychologist.”— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com
“If you're going into the kitchen could you get me two whiskey sours? One for each hand.”— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com
“You should probably brace yourself for some light vomiting followed by life altering hallucinations.”— Marta Kauffman, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com
“I just took muscle relaxors with peyote?”— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Grace Hanson, Jane Fonda, imdb.com
“The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.”— Honore de Balzac, rd.com
“Now I know why all the trees change in the fall I know you were on my side Even when I was wrong And I love you for giving me your eyes Staying back and watching me shine And I didn't know if you knew So I'm taking this chance to say That I had the best day With you today.”— Taylor Swift, azlyrics.com