“If anybody is going to sit on Ryan Gosling's face it's going to be me.”Tagged: Funny, TV Shows, Moms
“You know, at my age I only have one speed: breakneck. Of course I don't call it that. Because it is a very real fear.”Tagged: old age, One Speed, Breakneck, Fear, Very Real Fear
“Grace: I don't know why she has to blow everything out of proportion. Ya know, I might have said some terrible things to her but I was drunk. I didn't mean it. Babe: Oh. Really? Did you know in North Korea they use vodka as truth serum. Grace: No they don't. Babe: Then Dennis Rodman's a fucking…”Tagged: vodka, Alcohol, Liar, Truth Serum, Drunk
“Mark: Hey guys, be sure to keep the tea covered! There's a lot of star-constellation energy in there! Grace: Makes total fucking sense! Thanks, Mark!”Tagged: Hippies, Alternative Medicine, Ironic
“Frankie: I'm an amateur sleuth with an unimpeachable track record. Grace: Solving the mystery of who put Jolly Ranchers in the blender isn't much of a track record.”Tagged: Clever Dialogue, You're Not A Spy
“Your struggle is an inspiration to all of us. Here are your Gucci loafers.”Tagged: Irony, Rich People Struggles
“Frankie: She's having knee replacement surgery in two days, and her doctor wants her to do a full detox. Grace: My Angels.”Tagged: Pills, Drugs, What To Say When You Love Drugs
“Soulmate! Now there there is a meaningless concept.”Tagged: angry, Bitter, Soulmates Don't Exist, soulmates, Broken Heart
“Would you mind taking me back home or setting me on fire?”Tagged: What To Say When You Really Want To Leave Somewhere, Get Me Out Of Here!