“Morgan, after you were born, the doctor gave you to your mother. When she first looked at you, you just stared right back. You both just stared at each other for longest time, and you didn't even cry.”— M. Night Shyamalan, Rev. Graham Hess, Mel Gibson, imdb.com
“Dear 8 pounds, 6 ounces...newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet.”— Will Ferrell, Ricky Bobby, Will Ferrell, imdb.com
“Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.”— Will Ferrell, Ricky Bobby, Will Ferrell, imdb.com
“Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces...newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet.”— Adam McKay, Will Ferrell, Ricky Bobby, Will Ferrell, imdb.com
“Is every newborn creature abandoned the moment they are born?”— John Logan, The Creature, Rory Kinnear, imdb.com
“When night was drawing near, I ran down the flowery slopes exhilarated, thanking God for the gift of this great day. The setting sun fired the clouds. All the world seemed new-born. Every thing, even the commonest, was seen in new light and was looked at with new interest as if never seen before.”— John Muir, amazon.com
“No mortal ever has been, no mortal ever will be like the soul just launched on the sea of life.”— Elizabeth Cady Stanton, amazon.com
“Every time I see a newborn, I'm reminded of how rare and beautiful it is to look into the face of someone who's never heard of Trump.”— Conan O'Brien, twitter.com