“Are you cooking a frittata in a sauce pan? What is this – prison?”Tagged: Cooking, frittata, sauce pan, Prison, Questions
“Know this: your caveman ideas about manhood are so over. Manhood today is about exfoliation, cheese courses, emotional honesty, and Paxil.”Tagged: Caveman, manhood, exfoliation, cheese courses, emotional honesty
“I don’t celebrate Christmas. Or, as I like to call it, ‘White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night’.”Tagged: Christmas, white, Winter, Privilege Night
“Hey everyone I'm Julius Pepperwood, ex-cop, ex-marine...I'm from Chicago. Thin crust pizza? No thank you, I'm from Chicago.”Tagged: Pizza Jokes, Chicago Impersonations
“Look at that font! What is this? Amateur hour? At least use Palatino.”Tagged: Jokes for Writers, Name that Font