Quotes tagged ‘Piece of Ass’

(4 total)

“Whenever my wife catches me eyeing some broad, she’s very careful to turn to me and say, ‘That’s the most expensive piece of ass in the world!’”

— Mike Bloomberg, vanityfair.com

“FBI Technician: [sitting on the floor of a motel room, reserved for the FBI] What's ‘Forget about it’? Donnie Brasco: Forget about it’ is, like, if you agree with someone, you know, like ‘Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass. Forget about it!’ But then, if you disagree, like ‘A Lincoln is better t…”

— Paul Attanasio, Donnie Brasco / Joseph D. 'Joe' Pistone, Johnny Depp, imdb.com

“Uncle Jesse: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? Luke Duke: What? Uncle Jesse: A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye.”

— John O'Brien, Jonathan L. Davis, Uncle Jesse Duke, Willie Nelson, imdb.com

“You are the finest piece of ass I ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad I got to roam those hillsides.”

— Tom Palmer, Matthew Weiner, Roger Sterling, John Slattery, imdb.com