“I love beer and football and poker, and you know, tits.”— Lisa McGee, James Maguire, Dylan Llewellyn, imdb.com
“Ike Clanton: What is that now? Twelve hands in a row? Holliday, son of a bitch, nobody's that lucky. Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!”— Kevin Jarre, Doc Holliday, Val Kilmer, imdb.com
“[Jack and Fabrizio are playing poker in a bar in front of the port] Jack: All right, the moment of truth. Somebody's life is about to change. Fabrizio? Fabrizio: [in Italian] I have nothing. Jack: Two pairs. I'm sorry, Fabrizio. Fabrizio: You should be sorry, you bet all our money! Jack: I'm sorry,…”— James Cameron, Jack Dawson, Leonardo Dicaprio, imdb.com
“Fred Flintstone: [playing cards] Barney, what would you do if you were holding the queen alone? Barney Rubble: I don't know, Fred, it all depends on what time the king gets home. [laughs]”— Larry Markes, Fred Flintstone, Alan Reed, imdb.com
“What slows me down is thinking about freezing my balls off in a creek for the cocksuckers I'd lose the gold to at poker.”— Elizabeth Sarnoff, Bill Hickock, Keith Carradine, imdb.com
“Poker was for boys. Bridge, that’s for grownups.”— Graham Yost, Vince Lonigan, Bryan Cranston, imdb.com
“You can hide buried treasure or a winning poker hand, but you can’t hide the bloom of first love.”— David H. Goodman, Jerome Schwartz, Captain Hook, Colin O'Donoghue, imdb.com
“Oscar: I didn't just win, I beat you like a dirty rug. Felix: Okay, except nobody cleans rugs like that anymore because we don't live on The Waltons.”— Matthew Perry, Neil Simon, Felix Unger, Thomas Lennon, imdb.com
“Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he’s losing; nobody wants you to quit when you’re ahead.”— Jackie Robinson, jackierobinson.com
“Phoebe: Hey, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J'. Coincidence? Chandler: Hey, that's 'joincidence' with a 'C'.”— Jeff Astroff, Mike Sikowitz, Phoebe Buffay, Lisa Kudrow, imdb.com
“Why come to Chicago if you can't stay up all night playing poker? Makes it worth the time.”— George Peppard, rogerebert.com
“My dad said invest in movies, NASCAR & buy a plane if you hate money, so I did all 3. I’m good at poker.”— Dan Bilzerian, twitter.com
“If a person bluffs a lot in poker, he just thinks everyone else is bluffing more often. People equate things to how they live.”— Dan Bilzerian, squaremile.com
“I remember distinctly having eighteen million in front of me and we're playing no limit hold 'em and heads up and the blinds were $10,000 - $25,000. So its a real big game. At any given point, if this guy says all-in, I've got to make a decision for eighteen million dollars.”— Dan Bilzerian, youtube.com
“Now that the Olympics are over, I can get back to comparing my body to the athletes on World Series of Poker.”— Conan O'Brien, twitter.com