“I was curious to see if you were still selling the greenery. Cuz I'm looking to buy some um greenery.”Tagged: Selling, Buying, Weed, pot, greenery
“Abbi: We’re technically homeless right now. Ilana: Ben Affleck was homeless for a night for a charity…We’re, like, doing that, just involuntarily. Abbi: Yeah, we’re just a regular Matt and Ben.”Tagged: homeless, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Friends, charity
“Abbi: What is your return policy? Cashier: It's 30 days. Abbi: Great, I'll see you in 30 days then....biiiiiiiiiiitch. Cashier: You still need to sign the receipt.”Tagged: return policy, dress, Diss, accident
“Never have I ever, um, dealt with how my parents' divorce affected my overall, you know, being in relationships.”Tagged: Never have i ever, drinking game, Divorce, Relationships, Alcohol
“I finally masturbated above the covers, without my eyes being closed. That was a really big journal entry.”Tagged: masturbation, Journal Entry