“Bob: Are we just going to ignore the fact that Louise just pooped in the pool? Louise: Ignore it? I named it. Jezebel. Linda: Awwww. My little grandoody.”— Holly Schlesinger, Bob Belcher, H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com
“Linda: [worried] They're not here! I got Tina's diary, let's see if it says anything. [reads diary] Dear Diary, tonight we're sneaking into the dangerous taffy factory. Also, if boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.' Bob: Ha, 'duderuses.'”— Jon Schroeder, Linda Belcher, John Roberts, imdb.com