“Goodbye, Ann Perkins, my faithful employee. Hello, Ann Perkins, my fallopian princess.”— Chris Traeger, amazon.com
“Chandler still thinks I'm pregnant and he hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him.”— Phoebe Buffay, amazon.com
“Serious note, Zika virus can be transmitted through sex so not just pregnant women need to be careful but their partners as well.”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com
“I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.”— Ellen Degeneres, amazon.com
“You can get pregnant on your period. Yes, it is highly unlikely but it’s not impossible so don’t use menstruating as an excuse not to use protection.”— Christina Huffington, huffingtonpost.com
“Avoid unwanted pregnancies by using the 'pull out' method where you pull out an acoustic guitar at a party & no one will have sex with you.”— Brandon Gutermut, twitter.com
“Vaginal sex makes babies and anal sex obviously doesn’t. If you don’t want to have babies right now, birth control is 99% effective with condoms or contraceptives, which honestly, can slightly decrease the amount of pleasure in sex. So the back door cures all of that since your man can come in there…”— Belle Aria, thoughtcatalog.com
“I'm very much against the arrangement of procreation, at least for humans. If I could have designed it, it would be a toss-up who gets pregnant, the man or woman. Boy, that would end rape for one thing. And 'woman artist'? Disgusting.”— Dorothea Tanning, amazon.com