Quotes tagged ‘Prick’

(12 total)

“Let him come here, the German prick!”

“I’m just going to stand and trade punches with him, whoever wins, wins, and who ever doesn’t, doesn’t. I’m going to lift a lot of weights, stand there and have a big slugfest with Wlad.”

— Tyson Fury, youtube.com

“Shaun: Pete? Pete? Ed: Why don’t we just go up? Shaun: No. No. Wait. No. No! Don’t go up there! Ed: Why not? Shaun: Because A, he might be one of them, and B, he might still be annoyed. Pete? Maybe he went into work. Ed: Well, how come he didn’t drive? His keys are still here. Shaun: Well, maybe he…”

— Edgar Wright, Shaun, Simon Pegg, imdb.com

“Under all the swastikas, he's a real prick.”

— Robert Ben Garant, Thomas Lennon, Michael Patrick Jann, John Lyshitski, Dax Shepard, imdb.com

“Lou Jacobs: [in a steakh ouse restaurant] I don't know why I'm talking to you. I don't talk to dead men. Alonzo Harris: I ain't dead yet. Fuckin' prick.”

— David Ayer, Alonzo Harris, Denzel Washington, imdb.com

“[after the X-Force team was killed off accidentally in a series of mishaps] Good news and bad news. Bad news is the whole team is dead. The good news is I don't think anyone is gonna miss Shatterstar. He was a bit of a prick.”

— Paul Wernick, Rhett Reese, Ryan Reynolds, Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice), Ryan Reynolds, imdb.com

“Larry: Um-hm. Yeah, there's definitely a prick involved. Doctor: Uh, yes there is a prick involved. Larry: Yeah, there's one prick involved. Doctor: Yeah, I would say there's one prick involved. Larry: I agree. I'm not a doctor, but I agree. There is one prick.”

— Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“What’s the difference between a cactus and a BMW? The cactus has pricks on the outside.”

— TheTrumpanator, reddit.com

“What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? One has its pricks on the outside.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“What do a balloon and a man have in common? One prick pretty much ruins them.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Your family tree must be a cactus, ’cause you’re all a bunch of pricks.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“Jack Torrance thought: Officious little prick.”

— Stephen King, amazon.com