“They all have their little nicknames; however, I prefer to use the names their parents gave them, the names society will recognize them by.”— Louis Sachar, Dr. Pendanski, Tim Blake Nelson, imdb.com
“Mr. Pendanski: Good morning, Theodore! Armpit: Man, it’s Armpit! I don’t know no fool named Theodore. Mr. Pendanski: Well, I don’t know no fool named Armpit. [Hands him water] Here’s your water, whoever-you-are.”— Louis Sachar, Dr. Pendanski, Tim Blake Nelson, imdb.com