“Mr. Pendanski: Good morning, Theodore!
Armpit: Man, it’s Armpit! I don’t know no fool named Theodore.
Mr. Pendanski: Well, I don’t know no fool named Armpit. [Hands him water] Here’s your water, whoever-you-are.”
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