“I couldn't explain why I did the things I did. So I went to this psychiatrist who explained to me I was a woman in a man's body. So Sonny right away wanted to get me money for a sex change operation: but where was he to get that? 2,500 dollars! My God, he's in hock up to his ears already.”— Frank Pierson, Leon Shermer, Chris Sarandon, imdb.com
“Bond: [about Tracy] I find her fascinating. But she needs a psychiatrist, not me. Draco: What she needs is a man...to dominate her! To make love to her enough to make her love him! A man like you!”— Richard Maibaum, James Bond, George Lazenby, imdb.com
“Anybody that goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined!”— Sam Locke, Don Nicholl, Olga Vallance, Archie Bunker, Carroll O'Connor, imdb.com
“Marion: No one on my side of the family ever went to a psychiatrist. Howard: Well, my side of the family is perfectly normal, Marion. I mean, they don't even have to read Dear Abby. Marion: What about your Aunt Louise who lives in a bomb shelter? Howard: When the big one drops, who'll be crazy then?”— Phil Mishkin, Marion Cunningham, Marion Ross, imdb.com
“No one in my family has ever seen a psychiatrist...except of course, when they were institutionalized!”— Susan Harris, Blanche Devereaux, Rue Mcclanahan, imdb.com
“Why did the accountant see a psychiatrist? He was hearing invoices in his head.”— AussieSceptic, reddit.com
“My psychiatrist told me I have kleptomania. He said if I give him back his pen, he'll write me a prescription.”— wackoclown, reddit.com
“I told my psychiatrist that I've been hearing voices. He told me that I don't have a psychiatrist.”— Waynhim, reddit.com