“Marion: No one on my side of the family ever went to a psychiatrist.
Howard: Well, my side of the family is perfectly normal, Marion. I mean, they don't even have to read Dear Abby.
Marion: What about your Aunt Louise who lives in a bomb shelter?
Howard: When the big one drops, who'll be crazy then?”
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