“Marion: Your father once even sent me a five-pound box of candy on Valentine's Day anonymously. He was a devil. Howard: I never ever sent you a five-pound box of candy. Marion: You didn't? Howard: No, I didn't. Marion: Then I must have married the wrong man.”Tagged: valentine's day, candy, Mistaken Identity
“Marion: How was the Junior Chipmunk meeting, dear? Joanie: It was good. Barbara Jo Allen ate a fly. Howard: Well, with beef at 68 cents a pound, I can't blame her.”Tagged: Junior Chipmunk, Cost of Beef
“Marion: No one on my side of the family ever went to a psychiatrist. Howard: Well, my side of the family is perfectly normal, Marion. I mean, they don't even have to read Dear Abby. Marion: What about your Aunt Louise who lives in a bomb shelter? Howard: When the big one drops, who'll be crazy then?”Tagged: Psychiatrist, Mental Illness, crazy, Dear Abby
“Marion: I remember during the war there was a war-bond rally, and Mickey Rooney showed up, and he helped them make thousands of dollars. Do you remember, Howard? Howard: I sure do. It's the last time I felt tall.”Tagged: war bonds, Mickey Rooney, short, Height-Shaming