“How do you find Will Smith when he’s lost in the snow? You just look for fresh prints.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“How do you catch a whole school of fish? With bookworms.”— This is me letting you go, thoughtcatalog.com
“What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around, and I’ll go ahead.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“If you’re American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? Euro-peein’.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“I couldn’t believe that the highway department called my dad a thief. But when I got home, all the signs were there.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh. Sadly, no pun in 10 did.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field. But hay, it’s in my jeans.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“A bear walks into a restaurant and says, ‘I want a grilllllled…cheese.’ The waiter says ‘What’s with the pause?’ The bear replies, ‘Whaddya mean? I’M A BEAR.’”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com