Quotes tagged ‘Puns’

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“I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!”

“What’s the most famous creature in the ocean? The starfish.”

“What kind of music do chiropractors listen to? Mostly hip-pop.”

“What do baby kangaroos wear when it’s cold out? Jumpsuits.”

“How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He could feel his presents.”

“Did you hear about that wedding? It was in-tents.”

“How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.”

“Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed.”

“What’s a firefly’s favorite game? Hide-and-glow-seek.”

“Why was the poor guy selling yeast? To raise some dough.”

“What do you call a pooch living in Alaska? A chilly dog.”

“Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad? His mummy, of course.”

“Which plant rules the garden? The dande-lion.”

“What does the cobbler say when a cat wanders into his shop? Shoe!”

“Why did the skeleton hit the party solo? He had no body to go with him.”

“What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day? Frisbee.”

“Who do call when the ocean needs a little cleaning? A mermaid, of course.”

“What did the older chimney say to the younger one? But you’re way too young to smoke!”

“What did one shark say to the other as he ate a clownfish? Well, this tastes a little funny.”

“What do you do when you see a spaceman? Park your car, man.”