Quotes tagged ‘Puns’

“What do you call a snowman on a hot day? Puddle.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do you do with epileptic lettuce? Make a seizure salad.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired? Oh, snap!”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What did the cop say to his stomach? Stop! I’ve got you under a vest!”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the doc already.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“How does a duck buy lipstick? She just puts it on her bill.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do cows most like to read? Cattle-logs.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do you call a man with no arms or legs wading in a pool? Bob.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Why do chicken coops always have two doors? With four, they’d be chicken sedans.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What did the big bucket say to the smaller one? Lookin’ a little pail there.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool? They kept dropping their trunks.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker? It was craving a well-balanced meal.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? No? Really? It’s making headlines!”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“How do you befriend a squirrel? Just act like a nut.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeño business.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Why was the little strawberry crying? His mom was in a jam.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc