“What’s the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What’s the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What’s the difference between a knife and an argumentative man? A knife has a point.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“How are men like parking spaces? All the good ones are taken, and the ones left over are disabled.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“What’s the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke. Thank goodness it was a soft drink.”— Unknown, tcat.tc