“What do you call someone wearing a belt with a watch attached to it? A waist of time.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“What do you say to a drunk who walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck? ‘You can stay. Just don’t try to start anything.’”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Money doesn’t grow on trees, right? So why does every bank have so many branches?”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? One says, ‘Spit out your gum’ and the other says, ‘Choo choo choo.’”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, ’cause it has the most stories.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police better be on the lookout for two hardened criminals.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“People wonder why I call my toilet ‘the Jim’ instead of ‘the John.’ I do it so I can say ‘I go to the Jim first thing every morning.’”— Unknown, tcat.tc