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Quotes tagged ‘Puns’
Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
PMS should just be called ovary-acting.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain.
Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out, man!
Why can't a bike stand on its own? It’s two-tired.
What's the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks, ‘How do you drive this thing?’
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well-known six offender.
What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he's only got his shelf to blame.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ‘P’ is silent.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.