Quotes tagged ‘Puns’

“SpongeBob: Well, in the movie the hero teams up with a buddy, and they get the poop on the robot. Squidward: They poop on the robot? SpongeBob: Yeah, you know, get straight poop, ask questions, get information.”

— Kent Osborne, Paul Tibbitt, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“I'll never survive in prison! They'll mop the floor with me!”

— Paul Tibbitt, Kaz, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“Sandy: I'm a squirrel. See? *Sandy points to an acorn.* SpongeBob: I thought that meant you were nuts.”

— Jay Lender, William Reiss, David B. Fain, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Why is it so great to be a test tube baby? You get a womb with a view.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What part of biology class do pregnant women fear? The sea section.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Why don’t crabs ever give to charity? Because they are shellfish.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Why don’t skeletons go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Wanna hear a joke about the paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“How do you make a Kleenex dance? ‘Put a little boogie in it!’”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling? Mistletoad.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do hip-hop artists do on Christmas? Unwrap.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What’s Santa’s favorite candy? Jolly Ranchers.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Why does Santa always enter through the chimney? Because it soots him.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc