Quotes tagged ‘Puppet’

“Wow, if I had a nickel every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot. But it's weird that it happened twice, right?”

— Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh, Dan Povenmire, Jon Colton Barry, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Dan Povenmire, imdb.com

“Selina Meyer: You want me to be some sorta party puppet? You can stick your hand up my ass and work my mouth? Andrew Doyle: Yes, please! Selina Meyer: [to her staff] And what were you bobbleheads doing while I was just getting earfucked by Father Time?”

— sean Grey, Ian Martin, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

“Ashy-Slashy: Peek-a-boo! Kelly: What the fuck? Ashy-Slashy: Wanna play? Kelly: No. Ah, why am I talking to a Muppet? Ashy-Slashy: Muppet? Uh, well, you're awfully judgmental for a... Kelly: Hey! For a what? What were you gonna say, you little motherfuck? Sack up. What were you gonna say? Ashy-Slashy…”

— Suzanne Keilly, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com

“Richie: I'm gonna interview Howdy Doody. Potsie: How are you gonna do that? Richie: I'm gonna pull a few strings.”

— Bob Brunner, Potsie, Anson Williams, imdb.com

“We’re all puppets, Laurie. I’m just a puppet who can see the strings.”

— Alan Moore, amazon.com

“What he didn't know was that his past puppets were actually dead slumped in the chairs and staring with wide white eyes and greying skin. They were once handsome boys and beautiful girls with bright futures but now they were his puppets.”

— stephanie, wattpad.com