Ashy-Slashy: Peek-a-boo!

Kelly: What the fuck?

Ashy-Slashy: Wanna play?

Kelly: No. Ah, why am I talking to a Muppet?

Ashy-Slashy: Muppet? Uh, well, you're awfully judgmental for a...

Kelly: Hey! For a what? What were you gonna say, you little motherfuck? Sack up. What were you gonna say?

Ashy-Slashy: Wow, check out the potty mouth on you. You really are... filthy.

Kelly: And fine. Yeah, heard that one before, pervert.

Ashy-Slashy: Girl, you're the one with your handle all up in my puppet pooper. You want me to return the favor?

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