“Hey, don't talk directly to the audience. Who do you think you are? The Fleabag?”— Jennifer Flackett, Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Marty Glouberman, Richard Kind, imdb.com
“Holly Flax: Okay, look, we can't fire someone because we don't like him. Ryan Howard: Right. This isn't the U.S. government. Kelly Kapoor: What are you referencing? Ryan Howard: Everything. Everything.”— Greg Daniels, Ryan Howard, B.J. Novak,, imdb.com
“Well, I didn't realize we were really good friends. I figured we were really more like Chandler and Phoebe. They never really had stories together.”— Liz Cackowski, Abed Nadir, Danny Pudi, imdb.com
“Fashion school dropout. No graduation day for you. Fashion school dropout.”— Lauren Conrad, imdb.com
“A golden shower and Kite Runner reference in the same joke? Almost impossible! Almost impossible! I pull it off, because I care.”— Daniel Tosh, en.wikiquote.org