Quotes tagged ‘Sassy’

“Luke: Shut up, queer. Seth: Well, at least I don't shave my chest. Luke: What did you just say? Seth: I just said you look good in a sweater vest. It was a compliment.”

— Allan Heinberg, Josh Schwartz, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Ryan: I'm not too popular around here. And your boyfriend? A little angry. Marissa: Oh, and you're telling me you didn't try to hit him back? Ryan: Actually, I hit him first. Marissa: Well, hard to believe you're not more popular.”

— Allan Heinberg, Josh Schwartz, Marissa Cooper, Mischa Barton, imdb.com

“All right. We’re facing an army of Romans, Vikings, and pirates. But you know what today is? Today’s the day that we prove that Rip did not sacrifice his life in vain. And today is the day that we prove that we are not losers. And today is the day that we earn the name Legends. Now, how do we sneak…”

— Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Sara Lance / White Canary, Caity Lotz, imdb.com

“Flight Attendant: Sir, I'm going to have to ask that you turn off your cellular phone. Toby: We're flying in a Lockheed Eagle Series L-1011. Came off the line ten months ago. Carries a Sim-5 transponder tracking system. And you're telling me I can still flummox this thing with something I bought at…”

— Aaron Sorkin, Toby Ziegler, Richard Schiff, imdb.com

“Come with me if you want to live. I always wanted to say that.”

— Chris Fedak, Ray Palmer / The Atom, Brandon Routh, imdb.com

“Do you remember when you told me you had nothing left to teach me? I guess you had one final lesson. How to be a cold son of a bitch.”

— Grainne Godfree, Morgan Faust, Sara Lance / White Canary, Caity Lotz, imdb.com

“Evil Mick. I guess that’s just regular Mick, but still.”

— Ray Utarnachitt, Keto Shimizu, Sara Lance / White Canary, Caity Lotz, imdb.com

“Great, we’ve gone from infanticide to child abduction. Progress.”

— Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Ray Palmer / The Atom, Brandon Routh, imdb.com

“Haircut! Move your fat head so I can get a clean shot!”

— Cortney Norris, Anderson MacKenzie, Mick Rory, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com

“Have you two considered couples counseling? I hear it’s quite popular in this century.”

— Andrew Kreisberg, Greg Berlanti, Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Rip Hunter, Arthur Darvill, imdb.com

“I know you don’t like taking orders from a woman, but you’re gonna like getting your ass kicked by one even less.”

— Chris Fedak, Sara Lance / White Canary, Caity Lotz, imdb.com

“I refuse to set foot on the Titanic. Whoever built that ship ought to be shot.”

— Grainne Godfree, Keto Shimizu, Dr. Martin Stein, Victor Garber, imdb.com

“Well, no wonder you're heartbroken; you've just lost the only woman you could even possibly sometime down the line perhaps fall in love with. I'm surprised the country music people haven't jumped all over this one!”

— Ken Levine, David Isaacs, Rob Hanning, Niles Crane, David Hyde Pierce, imdb.com

“Roz: Well, I think hugging is very healthy. I read somewhere that if you have physical contact on a regular basis, it can actually extend your life. Frasier: Well, in that case you should outlive Styrofoam!”

— Anne Flett-Giordano, Chuck Ranberg, Frasier Crane, Kelsey Grammer, imdb.com

“I’d rather die than speak German.”

— Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com

“Sherry: Oh, I love making people laugh. To me, humor is like medicine! Niles: I guess we're in the placebo group.”

— Joe Keenan, Niles Crane, David Hyde Pierce, imdb.com

“Are you quite finished undressing him with your eyes?”

— F.J. Pratt, Dan Cohen, Niles Crane, David Hyde Pierce, imdb.com

“Martin: She just sat around whining all the time about how she'd like to be in a warmer climate. Frasier: My guess is she finally made it!”

— David Lloyd, Dr. Frasier Crane, Kelsey Grammer, imdb.com

“Niles: Can you tell me, with any certainty, that in such a vast universe there isn't intelligent life on other planets? Frasier: At the moment, I'm not sure there's intelligent life in this kitchen.”

— Anne Flett-Giordano, Chuck Ranberg, Frasier Crane, Kelsey Grammer, imdb.com

“I’d tell you to go to hell, but you’d probably just feel at home there.”

— Cortney Norris, Anderson MacKenzie, Sara Lance / White Canary, Caity Lotz, imdb.com