Anne Flett-Giordano

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Screenwriter · United States Of America · Female

Anne Flett-Giordano (née Flett) is an American, Emmy Award-winning television producer and screenwriter, known for her work on Kate & Allie, Frasier, Desperate Housewives and Hot in Cleveland. On Hot in Cleveland, the fictional medical condition "Flett-Giordano Syndrome" was named after the produce

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From “Dinner at Eight”

“Frasier: I just don't think it's very smart to make rude gestures at other drivers. Martin: He cut you off! Frasier: That doesn't matter. You do not antagonize a man whose bumper sticker says: 'If you're close enough to read this, I'll kill you!'”

Tagged: Smart, Rude, drivers, antagonize, bumper sticker

From “Call Me Irresponsible”

“My grandfather used to nap every afternoon. He lived to be 93.”

Tagged: grandfather, Napping, afternoon, lived long

From “A Midwinter Night's Dream”

“My God, it's a recipe for disaster! You've got a vulnerable woman and an unstable man in a Gothic mansion on a rainy night! The only thing missing is someone shouting 'Heathcliff!' across the moors!”

Tagged: recipe for disaster, Vulnerable, Unstable, Gothic Mansion, moors

From “Give Him the Chair!”

“I just need a comfortable place to park my fanny.”

Tagged: fanny, sit down, comfortable

From “The Candidate”

“Niles: Can you tell me, with any certainty, that in such a vast universe there isn't intelligent life on other planets? Frasier: At the moment, I'm not sure there's intelligent life in this kitchen.”

Tagged: Certainty, Vast, Universe, intelligent life, planets

From “Roz in the Doghouse”

“If you ask me, it's divorced people you want to watch out for. If someone's never been married, it might just mean they're a careful shopper, whereas your divorce will buy any old piece of fruit without even giving it a squeeze first.”

Tagged: divorced, watch out, Marriage, Careful, shopper

From “She's the Boss”

“Oh, for God's sake! I am trying to get some sleep. I asked you to keep that dog quiet, and instead you outfit him with a megaphone!”

Tagged: Sleep, upset, dog, Quiet, outfit

From “Look Before You Leap”

“It may be an unwise man who doesn't learn from his own mistakes, but it's an absolute idiot that doesn't learn from other people's.”

Tagged: Unwise, Mistakes, Learning, Idiot

“If you ask me, celebrating a dance that brings more snakes into the world is like toasting a law school graduation.”

Tagged: Celebrate, dance, Snakes, World, Simile Examples

“Niles: You don't realize how desperate I am. Ever since our separation, I've been paying women to touch me. Frasier: Oh, Niles. Niles: Manicurists, pedicurists, facialists. Whenever you see a man who's well-groomed, you can bet he's not gettin' any.”

Tagged: Desperate, separation, paying, Woman, touch me

From “Daphne Hates Sherry”

“Roz: Well, I think hugging is very healthy. I read somewhere that if you have physical contact on a regular basis, it can actually extend your life. Frasier: Well, in that case you should outlive Styrofoam!”

Tagged: Hugging, healthy, physical contact, Life, Sassy

Anne Flett-Giordano

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