“This boy's grown some claws.”— Stefani Robinson, Jemaine Clement, Taika Waititi, Laszlo Cravensworth, Matt Berry, imdb.com
“Susie: Rose Weissman, I would follow you into hell. Rose: That won't be necessary.”— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Rose Weissman, Marin Hinkle, imdb.com
“Well, look whose hobby is being snobby.”— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Abe Weissman, Tony Shalhoub, imdb.com
“Read the tea leaves, honey!”— Gil Ozeri, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Glouberman, John Mulaney, imdb.com
“Camping is just being homeless without the change.”— James Siciliano, Summer Smith (voice), Spencer Grammer, imdb.com
“I am serious and don't call me Shirley.”— Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker, Dr. Rumack, Leslie Nielsen, imdb.com
“Those boys only like you because you make it so easy for them. You're not a challenge. You're a tease.”— Aaron Ehasz, Azula, Grey DeLisle, imdb.com
“You star fucker! Is that one word or two?”— Nicole Holofcener, Jeff Whitty, Lee Israel, Melissa McCarthy, imdb.com
“I'm not belittling it, honey. It just is little”— Armando Iannucci, Charlie Cooper, Daisy May Cooper, Karen Kelly, Rebecca Front, imdb.com
“What are you laughing at, Jolly Green Jizzface?”— Armando Iannucci, Simon Blackwell, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“Shut up, please. I am very busy and important.”— Richard Curtis, Helen Fielding, Andrew Davies, Bridget Rose Jones, Renée Zellweger, imdb.com
“I'm Mother Teresa, but less of a bitch.”— Lindy West, Alexandra Rushfield, Hye Yun Park, Aidy Bryant, Gabe, John Cameron Mitchell, imdb.com
“Let's see who's laughing when you're stuck here writing pointless depressing music and I've bought myself a whole tropical island.”— Will Sharpe, Donald Flowers, Daniel Rigby, imdb.com
“Are you done playing with lipstick? Cuz I got you a gig.”— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Susie Myerson, Alex Borstein, imdb.com