“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”— Mae West, telegraph.co.uk
“Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.”— Mae West, telegraph.co.uk
“My girlfriend told me I'm bad in bed. I told her she should learn to enjoy the little things in life.”— CamTheMan1994, reddit.com
“For a kid, sex can be messy, horrible, embarrassing and third-rate. 'See you later,' as you run off into the bushes with a smirk on your face.”— John Lydon, latimesblogs.latimes.com
“Writing is the flip side of sex - it’s good only when it’s over.”— Hunter S. Thompson, goodreads.com
“Everything that truly makes us happy is quite simple: love, sex, and food.”— Meryl Streep, facebook.com
“Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier.”— Laurell K. Hamilton, amazon.com
“A man is having problems satisfying his wife, so he asks his best friend Steve for advice. Steve says, "Before I have sex with a woman, I just bang my penis against the dresser for a couple minutes. That turns it numb and I can last for hours!" Later that night the man begins to bang his penis on th…”— zkrylla, reddit.com
“Just because I had a bad sexual experience doesn’t mean that I’m broken. It means that I know to avoid that thing going forward.”— Karley Sciortino, vogue.com
“Sex is just another form of talk, where you act the words instead of saying them.”— D. H. Lawrence, amazon.com
“Playboy: millenials aren't interested in breasts as older generations. why? it's 2017 grandpa we eat ass now.”— former mayor elijah, twitter.com