“My wife and I were going to have sex. After laying there for ten minutes, she turned to me and said... "What? You can't think of anybody either?"”— jseyfer, reddit.com
“A little boy asked his mommy 'Mommy, what's that big hairy thing between your legs?' The mother replied, 'It's daddy now close the fucking bedroom door!'”— johnnykitd, reddit.com
“My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would choose. Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.”— raydeep, reddit.com
“PornHub's data revealed the younger the generation, the less interested they are in women’s mammaries. The data exhibits young adults ages 18 to 24 are almost 20 percent less likely to search for breast-related content on the site whereas those 55 to 64 were 17 percent more likely.”— Bobby Box, playboy.com
“He belongs on one side to man’s primordial animal nature which will endure as long as man has an animal body. On the other side, he is related to the highest forms of the spirit. But he only thrives when spirit and instinct are in right harmony. If one or the other is lacking to him, the result is i…”— Carl Jung, amazon.com
“Eros is a questionable fellow and will always remain so, whatever the legislation of the future may have to say about it.”— Carl Jung, amazon.com
“You mean to tell me if you’ve been fuking with someone for three months. Everything beautiful and your grandmother come tell you one day that’s your cousin, y’all done? Why fuck up a good thing?”— Kevin Gates, radio.com
“We all spend our days trying to minimize uncertainty — we try to plan for and avoid unpleasant surprises with our work, cars, families, and personal lives. We usually assume that stability and certainty will lead us to greater happiness, but in our romantic relationships, a little uncertainty keeps…”— Sandra LaMorgese, medium.com
“What are we doing that makes you feel like there’s not enough sex to go around for all of us?”— Monique Judge, theroot.com
“I'm not into gay or bisexual experiences. But that's hypocritical of me, because I'd rather see two women together than just about anything else. That happens to be my personal, favorite thing.”— Axl Rose, rollingstone.com
“If Teen Vogue wants to talk to girls abt sex it could start w a diagram of female anatomy that includes a clitoris.”— Nancy Jo Sales, twitter.com
“I just need to know that someone out there listens and understands and doesn't try to sleep with someone even if they could have. I need to know these people exist.”— Stephen Chbosky, amazon.com
“Make her absolutely certain that there is no place you’d rather be on earth than right there, right then, right with her.”— Valentina Rayas, thoughtcatalog.com
“What a strange world this is when you can have as much sex as you like but love is taboo.”— Jeanette Winterson, amazon.com
“It’s not something I tell my friends about anymore. I don’t want to see disapproving faces. I just want your mouth on mine.”— Ari Eastman, thoughtcatalog.com
“He tells you how he is in the sack and how women respond to him. Does he want to impress you, or even turn you on? Most likely.”— Tiffany Grace Reyes, lovepanky.com