“City-sized shopping malls were erected in the blink of an eye, and storefronts spread across planets like time-lapse footage of mold devouring an orange.”— Ernest Cline, amazon.com
“Did you get the deal you wanted on Black Friday or Cyber Monday? Just remember that orgasms are free and always available!”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com
“It’s the fifth night of Hanukkah! Only one shopping day until the sixth night of Hanukkah!”— Stephen Colbert, twitter.com
“Only one more shopping day until my birthday. I think FedEx delivers on Sundays now. I love presents. No pressure. Just sayin'.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com
“Ever get your period only to realize that you’re totally out of tampons, then have to wad up a piece of toilet paper and waddle awkwardly to the store? Yeah, it’s the worst. Before your period, stock up on your preferred feminine hygiene products. Put them in your bathroom, but also make sure to gra…”— Sammy Nickalls, hellogiggles.com