“See? Our cup runneth over. Now, who wants to go shopping for a brand-new motherfuckin' world?! All right!”— Tom Kauffman, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com
“I’m afraid I’m like a dipsomaniac with a bottle. They keep sending me these catalogs and I can’t resist them.”— William Randolph Hearst, amazon.com
“Sunday is for Football and Family. And by that I mean, overeating and online shopping.”— Josh Peck, twitter.com
“Buy enough to last. Depending on how often it's washed and worn, the average bra can last from 6 months to a year without getting stretched out. Investing in two or three styles at once means you'll have plenty of choices in the months ahead.”— Alyssa Shaffer, womansday.com
“You should be able to comfortably fasten a bra on the second or third hook—if only the last hook will do, it's too small.”— Alyssa Shaffer, womansday.com
“Try it on the right way. Lean about halfway forward, swoop and scoop your breast tissue into the cups, then fasten the back. Stand up and adjust the straps to ensure that all of your breast tissue is where it should be.”— Alyssa Shaffer, womansday.com
“Wear or bring a thin T-shirt to the store so you can see what each bra looks like under the sheerest of circumstances. You don't want any surprises the first time you wear it!”— Jessica Padykula, sheknows.com
“Deciding which features you want is totally personal—and depends on your budget—and you can always start with something simple and then upgrade later.”— Women's Health Mag, womenshealthmag.com
“If you live in a place where the walls are thin, then it’s worthwhile to find a vibe that won’t sound like you’re revving up a chainsaw every time you use it. Sometimes, the noise level will correlate with the intensity or power of the vibrator, but with high-end products, that won’t be as much of a…”— Arielle Pardes, womenshealthmag.com
“Spend a day at a flea market. Try on weird kimonos or fur coats, ogle vintage typewriters, and buy each other a quirky token of affection at the end of the day. At flea markets and thrift stores, looking is half the fun.”— Leah Wynalek, bustle.com
“You used to think buying gifts was the worst, but now it's super easy. Practically every time you go to the mall or fall down an Amazon-hole you see one million things you know your bae would love. It's almost as fun as shopping for yourself.”— Elisa Benson, seventeen.com
“Go shopping with her. I’ll never understand why guys find it so hard to go shopping with their women, especially when they aren’t doing anything anyway. If you’re not busy and she wants to go to the mall, go with her. Help her pick out clothes that look great on her and offer to carry her bags. Just…”— Shawn Lehrke, lovepanky.com
“Date someone that helps you do your holiday shopping. Someone that will walk around the mall with you for hours, trying to find the perfect present for your mother. Someone who won’t just stand there, but will actually throw out ideas that he thinks your parents might like.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“Stay away from shopping centers and department stores. Those places are insecurity dens. Everything from the lighting, to the music, to the shiny floors and the golden ratio clothes mannequins is designed to make you feel dirty and inadequate.”— Linsey Hart, huffingtonpost.com
“He doesn’t share in the boring things with you. That’s right, the boring things. You may ask yourself, how can sharing in boring things possibly be a good thing? The reason is simple – when you share in the boring things with someone like furniture shopping or mundane errands, they are officially pa…”— James Michael Sama, jamesmsama.com
“Dionne: 'Dude, what’s wrong. You suffering from buyers remorse or something?' Cher: 'God, no! Nothing like that.'”— Cher, Dionne, amazon.com
“Money is for doing things, my love. Don't sit on it like a hen sits on an egg. It doesn't hatch. I should know. I've made enough of it.”— Maureen Johnson, amazon.com