“I don’t need a Commando 450 like Kramer got on the black market in that episode of Seinfeld, but I think I do need to go with a double shower head. I could even make this a fun little Saturday chore.”— John Duda, postgradproblems.com
“In that soft season, when descending showers Call forth the greens, and wake the rising flowers, When opening buds salute the welcome day, And earth relenting feels the genial ray; As balmy sleep had charm’d my cares to rest, And love itself was banish’d from my breast, (What time the morn mysteriou…”— Alexander Pope, oll.libertyfund.org
“Cold showers? They're for psychotics.”— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“She left the shower as most people leave showers, clean and a little lonely.”— Joseph Fink, amazon.com