“This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably going to have to barf up a lung, so I better make this one count.”— John Hughes, Ferris Bueller, Matthew Broderick, imdb.com
“About 40 times a year, Michael gets sick but has no symptoms. Dwight is always gravely concerned.”— Jennifer Celotta, Greg Daniels, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com
“I don't believe in sick. If it's not cancer, you come to work. In fact, most cancers are a half day.”— Katie Schwartz, Nathaniel Plimpton, Scott Michael Foster, imdb.com