“Chase: I might be your friend. K.C.: Or you might not.”— Anthony Salter, Neil LaBute, Chase, Natalie Martinez, imdb.com
“You've gotta be a little skeptical, Sharona. Otherwise you end up believing in everything - UFOs, elves, income tax rebates.”— John Romano, Andy Breckman, Adrian Monk , Tony Shalhoub, imdb.com
“Homer: Aw, where did I lose 'em? I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again. Lisa: I'd like to believe that this time. I really would.”— John Swartzwelder, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“Lauren: How do you get rid of hiccups? Heidi: Drink water upside down and put a pencil in your mouth. Lauren: Is that possible?”— Lauren Conrad, imdb.com
“I'm telling you, Tommy, that Santa's a bad guy. He's always watching you, keeping track of everything you do, and then in the middle of the night he breaks into your house with a big bag full of who-knows-what.”— Peter Gaffney, Chuckie Finster (voice), Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com
“I intend to leave after my death a large fund for the promotion of the peace idea, but I am skeptical as to its results.”— Alfred Nobel, alfrednobel.org
“I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.”— Arthur C. Clarke, clarkefoundation.org