Quotes tagged ‘soda’

“The brand’s newest carbonated concoction, ‘Doctor Pepper Hot Take’ puts a fiery spin on popular pop by adding spicy peppers.”

— CNN, kgns.tv

“This might be my morning soda talking, but fuck everybody, I'm outta here.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Andrew Glouberman (voice), John Mulaney, imdb.com

“Everything you eat seems to make some disease worse, right? Except, of course, kale.”

— Yvette D'Entremont, theoutline.com

“Sonny: Everyone's so busy with their crap lately, no one ever comes. Mr. Herlihy: Like I'm not busy? Sonny: Hey Mr. Herlihy, how bout you shut up before i smack you threw the wall like last week? Mr. Herlihy: Last Monday was a fluke. Bring it on woman. Oh... hah... hahahahahahaha. Sonny: He drinks a…”

— Tim Herlihy, Steve Franks, Sonny Koufax, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

“Grape works as a soda. Sort of as a gum. I wonder why it doesn’t work as a pie. Grape pie? There’s no grape pie.”

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“All in all, diet soda is by no means a healthy choice—shocking, I know—even when compared to regular soda.”

— Ian Lecklitner, melmagazine.com

“Jack: I’m warning you now that the entertainment division is gonna come under some very close scrutiny. The days of your wild coke parties are over. Liz: Well, if by 'coke,' you mean 'sodas'...”

— Matt Hubbard, Liz Lemon, Tina Fey, imdb.com

“Have to pour me a 4, whoa, and you know how that goes.”

— Famous Dex, Dee, open.spotify.com

“What sort of scientists does Soda Stream employ? Fizzyscists”

— Morgizi, reddit.com

“Who loves organic orange soda? Kale loves organic orange soda.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Boy, I just got hit in the head with a can of soda. I was lucky it was a soft drink.”

— person23and24, reddit.com

“I was hit in the head with a soda can... ...luckily, it was a soft drink.”

— Phosforic_KillerKitt, reddit.com

“I dreamed I drowned in an ocean made of orange soda. When I woke I realized it was just a Fanta sea.”

— MelkorHimself, reddit.com

“Avoid processed and fast foods, with their high-salt composition, and you'll help hold water retention at bay and minimize bloating. Caffeine -- found in your daily ration of coffee, tea or soda -- can irritate the stomach by increasing gastrointestinal acidity, making your cramps worse and adding t…”

— Vicki Clinebell, sheknows.com