“You couldn't find your dick in the dark, you scheming, sleaze-mongering scumwad.”— Nenia Campbell, amazon.com
“I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.”— Derek Landy, amazon.com
“What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring.”— Benedict Cumberbatch, Sherlock, amazon.com
“Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and stupid for life to go on in the common way.”— Lewis Carroll, amazon.com
“Why do you have to point out how stupid everyone is all the time?”— Giovanni Ribisi, John, amazon.com
“Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love.”— Emma Watson, instagram.com
“It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”— Joey Tribbiani, amazon.com
“You’ve got to be optimistic to be single. Stupid. You have to be stupid. That’s what optimistic means, you know? It means stupid. An optimist is somebody who goes, ‘Hey, maybe something nice will happen.’ Why the fuck would anything nice happen?”— Louis CK, youtube.com
“People thought I was stupid or heroic. I don’t know which is better.”— Fortesa Latifi, madgirlf.tumblr.com
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”— Oscar Wilde, amazon.com
“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.”— Donald Trump, twitter.com
“You asked me to spell my name, so I figured that’s a form of harassment... It’s okay. Nobody has ever done that before.”— Donald Trump, nbcsandiego.com
“When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same. The temperament is not that different.”— Donald Trump, nytimes.com