Quotes tagged ‘Stupid’

“My dad says when you take into account maternity leave, you do get equal pay.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Victor Quinaz, Nick Kroll, Jay Bilzerian, Jason Mantzoukas, imdb.com

“I will gladly work with the President when his ideas aren't stupid and detrimental to the United States. Unfortunately, this is what this plan is. It was not planned out.”

— Ruben Gallego, cnn.com

“Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid.”

— Bill Walsh, Don DaGradi, Mrs. Winifred Banks, Glynis Johns, imdb.com

“You think I'm fucking stupid? I know it was you.”

— Damien Chazelle, Andrew Neiman, Miles Teller, imdb.com

“Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal and I'll have my wife's brother arrested.”

— Adam McKay, Charles Randolph, Jared Vennett, Ryan Gosling, imdb.com

“Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot. And by sometimes I mean all times. All the times. Every of the times!”

— Randall Einhorn, Kevin Malone, Brian Baumgartner, imdb.com

“Pam Beesly: Here's the story, that guy in there is Jim's childhood friend, Tom. Jim Halpert: Tom Matoshkin, one of my best buddies, actually. Pam Beesly: And when they were both in the third grade, Jim was placed in the top reading group. Jim Halpert: It was blue group, so it was second from the top…”

— Steve Hely, Jim Halpert, John Krasinski, imdb.com

“Who the hell do they think they are? I report to the Prime Minister, and even he's smart enough not to ask me what we do. Have you ever seen such a bunch of self-righteous, arse-covering prigs? They don't care what we do; they care what we get photographed doing. And how the hell could Bond be so st…”

— Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, Paul Haggis, M, Judi Dench, imdb.com

“I can't believe we're all gonna die because of a stupid movie.”

— Keto Shimizu, Chris Fedak, Amaya Jiwe, Maisie Richardson Sellers, imdb.com

“Dana: I don't get it. I mean, what does Shane have that I don't have? Tina: It has to do with her attitude. Dana: I've got attitude! Marina: It's because she's so withholding. Tina: No. It's because she's so confident. Dana: No, it's because she's so STUPID and stupid people are too dumb to be insec…”

— Kathy Greenberg, Ilene Chaiken, Dana Fairbanks, Erin Daniels, imdb.com

“[Rose jumps from the saving boat and goes to where Jack is] Jack: Rose! You're so stupid. Why did you do that, huh? You're so stupid, Rose. Why did you do that? Why? Rose: You jump, I jump, right? Jack: Right. Rose: Oh God! I couldn't go. I couldn't go, Jack. Jack: It's all right. We'll think of som…”

— James Cameron, Jack Dawson, Leonardo Dicaprio, imdb.com

“I swear, these perps are so stupid. I'd make a better criminal than any of 'em.”

— Lesley Arfin, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

“Jimmy Conway: What's the fuckin' matter with you? What—what is the fuckin' matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the fuck are you doin'? What are you, a fuckin' sick maniac? Tommy DeVito: How am I meant to know you're kidding? What you mean, you're k…”

— Nicholas Pileggi, Martin Scorsese, Tommy DeVito, Joe Pesci, imdb.com

“You have a strong heart. No fear. But stupid! Ignorant like a child!”

— James Cameron, Princess Neytiri, Zoe Saldana:, imdb.com

“Thorny: I'll give you the fat guy for Foster. And uh, how about that stupid guy for Rabbit. Ursula: Well, you're going to have to be more specific, they're both kind of fat and stupid.”

— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Thorny, Jay Chandrasekhar, imdb.com

“[flashback] Whatcha go to college? To get stupid? You're really stupid!”

— Francis Ford Coppola, Mario Puzo, Santino, James Caan, imdb.com

“[reading obituary] Ooh-la-la, what have we got here? The Maitlands. [laughs] Cute couple. Look nice and stupid, too! [more laughing]”

— Michael McDowell, Larry Wilson, Warren Skaaren, Betelgeuse, Michael Keaton, imdb.com

“They’re teenagers, man. They’re really stupid, so you should blend right in.”

— Michael Bacall, Captain Dickson, Ice Cube, imdb.com

“Facts are stupid things—stubborn things, I should say.”

— Ronald Reagan, oupacademic.tumblr.com

“We created you. Us. It was a stupid, frakked-up decision, and we have paid for it.”

— Toni Graphia, Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace, Katee Sackhoff, imdb.com