Quotes tagged ‘Stupid’

“You are stupid! You are stupid! And don't forget, you are stupid!”

— John McIntyre, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com

“Well, 'mom,' I wouldn't have gotten an A minus, IF MY STUPID SISTER WOULD STOP BUGGING ME!”

— Rob Renzetti, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com

“Jack McCall: Should we shake hands or something, relieve the atmosphere? I mean how stupid do you think I am? Bill Hickok: I don't know, I just met you.”

— David Milch, Bill Hickock, Keith Carradine, imdb.com

“Al Capone: You think I'm stupid? Nelson Van Alden: No successful man is stupid.”

— Howard Korder, Cristine Chambers, Al Capone, Stephen Graham, imdb.com

“I feel stupid and contagious.”

— Nirvana, open.spotify.com

“Like I just felt so fucking stupid.”

— Kendall Jenner, imdb.com

“Stupid TV! Be more funny!”

— Bill Canterbury, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

“Nothing makes a smart man stupid like a quest for vengeance.”

— Robert Doherty, Sherlock Holmes, Jonny Lee Miller, imdb.com

“This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they will have written the greatest novel known to man. 'It was the best of times, it was the 'blurst' of times?' You stupid monkey!”

— Wallace Wolodarsky, Jay Kogen, Mr. Burns, Christopher Collins, imdb.com

“Todd: Caucasian? What the hell's a Caucasian? Mike: I don't know. They should go back to where they came from!”

— Michael Glouberman, Todd Palladino, Nolan Gerard Funk, imdb.com

“People who do not know me soon come to understand that I do not have any sense.”

— Steven Knight, James Keziah Delaney, Tom Hardy, imdb.com

“I have sworn to do very foolish things.”

— Steven Knight, James Keziah Delaney, Tom Hardy, imdb.com

“Pablo: Um, but reading from the book is what caused all this trouble to begin with, so... Ash: Yeah, that's true, but reading from it again can't make things any worse. It's kinda like spilling paint on a painting. It's okay 'cause there's already paint on it. Pablo: That is incorrect.”

— Sean Clements, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I, too, will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, That’s impossible.”

— Harris Wittels, Andy Dwyer, Chris Pratt, imdb.com

“Butt-head: Uhh, that doesn't sound right. It should be like, Butt-head and Beavis. 'Beavis and Butt-head' sounds stupid. Beavis: No, no! I kinda like 'Beavis and Butt-head'! I don't know just sounds right.”

— Greg Grabianski, Beavis, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Growing up in America is like being taught to be stupid.”

— Lemmy Kilmister, theguardian.com

“Quit bein stupid.”

— Maci Bookout, imdb.com

“Now I may be an idiot, but there's one thing I am not sir, and that sir, is an idiot.”

— Kirker Butler, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Miles: How stupid do you think I am? Jack Shephard: I don't know, Miles. How stupid are you?”

— Drew Goddard, Brian K. Vaughan, Jack Shephard, Matthew Fox, imdb.com

“Jason: You're saying a lot of words right now, and I only know some of them, like 'rat' and 'Jason,' but I know a little wisdom I can give you. Michael: I know everything that happened in your life, and it was all stupid, so I highly doubt that.”

— Megan Amram, Jason Mendoza, Manny Jacinto, imdb.com