You are stupid! You are stupid! And don't forget, you are stupid!
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Quotes tagged ‘Stupid’
Well, 'mom,' I wouldn't have gotten an A minus, IF MY STUPID SISTER WOULD STOP BUGGING ME!
Jack McCall: Should we shake hands or something, relieve the atmosphere? I mean how stupid do you think I am? Bill Hickok: I don't know, I just met you.
Al Capone: You think I'm stupid? Nelson Van Alden: No successful man is stupid.
— Howard Korder, Cristine Chambers, Al Capone, Stephen Graham, imdb.com
I feel stupid and contagious.
Like I just felt so fucking stupid.
Stupid TV! Be more funny!
— Bill Canterbury, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
Nothing makes a smart man stupid like a quest for vengeance.
— Robert Doherty, Sherlock Holmes, Jonny Lee Miller, imdb.com
This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they will have written the greatest novel known to man. 'It was the best of times, it was the 'blurst' of times?' You stupid monkey!
— Wallace Wolodarsky, Jay Kogen, Mr. Burns, Christopher Collins, imdb.com
Todd: Caucasian? What the hell's a Caucasian? Mike: I don't know. They should go back to where they came from!
— Michael Glouberman, Todd Palladino, Nolan Gerard Funk, imdb.com
People who do not know me soon come to understand that I do not have any sense.
I have sworn to do very foolish things.
Pablo: Um, but reading from the book is what caused all this trouble to begin with, so... Ash: Yeah, that's true, but reading from it again can't make things any worse. It's kinda like spilling paint on a painting. It's okay 'cause there's already paint on it. Pablo: That is incorrect.
— Sean Clements, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com
Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I, too, will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, That’s impossible.
Butt-head: Uhh, that doesn't sound right. It should be like, Butt-head and Beavis. 'Beavis and Butt-head' sounds stupid. Beavis: No, no! I kinda like 'Beavis and Butt-head'! I don't know just sounds right.
Growing up in America is like being taught to be stupid.
Quit bein stupid.
Now I may be an idiot, but there's one thing I am not sir, and that sir, is an idiot.
Miles: How stupid do you think I am? Jack Shephard: I don't know, Miles. How stupid are you?
— Drew Goddard, Brian K. Vaughan, Jack Shephard, Matthew Fox, imdb.com
Jason: You're saying a lot of words right now, and I only know some of them, like 'rat' and 'Jason,' but I know a little wisdom I can give you. Michael: I know everything that happened in your life, and it was all stupid, so I highly doubt that.