Quotes tagged ‘Stupid’

“Stupid-ass, fart-saving, carpet-store motherfucker.”

— David Phillips, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“Beth: Sweetie, is your shirt on backwards? Jerry: ...Yeah! I like it this way. I'm not stupid! Rick: Man that guy is the Redgrin Grumbholt of pretending he knows what's going on.”

— Matt Roller, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“Stupid is as stupid does.”

— Winston Groom, Charlie Peters, Eric Roth, Ernest Thompson, Forrest Gump, Tom Hanks, amazon.com

“You stupid motherfucker!”

— Sheila Jackson Lee, dailycaller.com

“Not to sound rude, but [acting] is stupid. Everybody’s like, ‘How can you remain with a level head?’ And I’m like, ‘Why would I ever get cocky? I’m not saving anybody’s life. There are doctors who save lives and firemen who run into burning buildings. I’m making movies. It’s stupid.’”

— Jennifer Lawrence, vanityfair.com

“Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. I mean honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid.”

— Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio, Captain Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp, amazon.com

“Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.”

— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Zoë Washburne, Gina Torres, imdb.com

“Tracey: Do you think I’m stupid? Malcolm: In every way possible!”

— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Malcolm Reynolds, Nathan Fillion, imdb.com

“How could you be so stupid...to fall in love?”

— Frank Pugliese, Melissa James Gibson, Frank Underwood, Kevin Spacey, imdb.com

“The origin of 'nice' is 12th century Middle English, meaning 'foolish' or 'stupid.' I hope you're referring to the modern use of the adjective.”

— Erica Messer, Alex Blake, Jeanne Tripplehorn, imdb.com

“My daughter may be an idiot, but she's not stupid.”

— Sera Gamble, Ellen Harvelle, Samantha Ferris, imdb.com

“Elena: Please don't do anything stupid. Damon: Yeah, but stupid's so much more fun!”

— Kevin Williamson, Julie Plec, Damon Salvatore, Ian Somerhalder, imdb.com

“Oh, if I'd known being a lifeguard meant guarding their lives, I would never have said yes.”

— Jay Lender, Sam Henderson, Mark O'Hare, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“If your parents saw a real stupid person, they would realize how much of a genius you are.”

— Paul Tibbitt, Mr. Lawrence, Walt Dohrn, imdb.com

“SpongeBob: Hey, why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Fish: Why?! SpongeBob: Because, they're so darn stupid!”

— Paul Tibbitt, Merriwether Williams, Walt Dohrn, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“You're just listening to the wrong voice. You're tuned in to the one yelling at you over the loudspeaker that you're fucking stupid, and you're ignoring the quiet one, inside, telling you where the alpha is. Now, that's the voice that got you here.”

— Andrew Ross Sorkin, Brian Koppelman, David Levien, Wendy Rhoades, Maggie Siff, imdb.com

“There's no law against stupid—I learned that a long time ago.”

— Mark Cuban, upi.com

“I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet. I want to know who the morons are.”

— Mark Cuban, books.google.com

“Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama is so stupid she stared at orange juice for 8 hours because it said ‘concentrate.’”

— Unknown, tcat.tc