“Suddenly a dark cloud settled over first period... I got a C in debate?”Tagged: dark cloud, Debate, grades
“Wasn't my mom a total Betty? She died when I was young. A freak accident during a routine liposuction.”Tagged: Mom, total betty, died, freak accident, liposuction
“Cher: I'm captain of the Pismo Beach disaster relief. Mel: I don't think they need your skis. Cher: Daddy, some people lost all their belongings. Don't you think that includes athletic equipment?”Tagged: Captain, Pismo Beach, Disaster Relief, skis, athletic equipment
“Josh: I think I'd really like to check out Environmental Law. Mel: Why? You want to have a miserable, frustrating life? Cher: Oh, Josh will have that no matter what he does.”Tagged: environmental law, Miserable, Life, Sassy, Diss
“Cher: You are such a brown-noser. Josh: Oh, and you are such a superficial space cadet. What makes you think you can get teachers to change your grades? Cher: The fact that I've done it every other semester.”Tagged: brown-noser, Superficial, space cadet, Teachers, change grade
“Cher: 'Second notice on three outstanding tickets.' I don't remember getting a first notice. Mel: The ticket is the first notice! I didn't even know you could get tickets without a license. Cher: Oh, you can get tickets anytime.”Tagged: Tickets, second notice, license
“Mel: Do you know what time it is? Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.”Tagged: Time, Watch, outfit
“Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.”Tagged: Mankind, Peaceful, Violence, News, Shows
“(in regards to losing her virginity) You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.”Tagged: picky, Shoes, Feet, Virginity
“Cher: Been shopping with Dr. Seuss? Dionne: Well at least I wouldn’t skin a collie to make my back pack. Cher: It’s faux.”Tagged: Sassy, Diss, Dr. Suess, faux, backpack
“Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.”Tagged: Boy, high school, Pauly Shore movie, Simile Examples
“Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex. And anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.”Tagged: show skin, boys, Naked, Mouth, Sex
“Tai: Do you think she’s pretty? Cher: No, she’s a full-on Monet. Tai: What’s a monet? Cher: It’s like a painting, see? From far away, it’s OK, but up close, it’s a big old mess.”Tagged: Pretty, Monet, Painter, Metaphor Examples
“It’s like that book I read in the 9th grade that said, ‘Tis a far, far better thing doing stuff for other people.'”Tagged: book, ninth grade, Quotes, far
“Josh: You look confused. Cher: Well, uh, I thought they declared peace in the Middle East.”Tagged: Confused, declared, Peace, Middle East
“So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think…”Tagged: Guys, dress, baggy pants, greasy, Swoon
“Dionne: Dude, what’s wrong. You suffering from buyers remorse or something? Cher: God, no! Nothing like that.”Tagged: buyers, Remorse, Suffering