“Derek: What do we want to promise each other? Meredith: That you’ll love me even when you hate me Derek: To love each other even when we hate each other…No running. Ever. Nobody walks out, no matter what happens. Meredith: No running. Derek: What else? Meredith: That we’ll take care of each other, e…”— Derek Shepherd, Meredith Grey, amazon.com
“Monica: Chandler, for so long I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding, I turned to a friend for comfort. And instead, I found everything that I'd ever been looking for my whole life. And now, here we are, with our future before us—and I only…”— Monica Geller, Chandler Bing, amazon.com
“Today's the day my life begins. All my life I've been just me. Just a smart mouth kid. Today I become a man. Today I become a husband. Today I become accountable to someone other than myself. Today I become accountable to you. To our future. To all the possibilities that a marriage has to offer. Tog…”— Alex Karev, amazon.com
“Penny, we are made of particles that have existed since the since the moment the universe began. I like to think those atoms traveled 14 billion years through time and space to create us so that we could be together and make each other whole.”— Leonard Hofstadter, amazon.com
“Ben: In my time working for the state government, my job sent me to 46 cities in 11 years. I lived in villages with eight people, rural farming communities, college towns. I was sent to every corner of Indiana. And then I came here, and I realized that, this whole time, I was just wandering around,…”— Ben Wyatt, Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“Topanga: I wasn't sure this day would ever come, but you were. I wasn't sure love could survive everything we put it through, but you were. You were always strong and always sure. And now I know I want you to stand beside me for the rest of my life. That's what I'm sure of. Cory: Ever since I was yo…”— Topanga Lawrence, Cory Monteith, amazon.com
“I'm sorry for losing my temper the night you told me Louis proposed to you. I'm sorry for not waiting longer at the Empire State Building. I'm sorry for treating you like property. I'm sorry I didn't tell you I loved you when I knew I did. Most of all I'm sorry I gave up on us when you never did.”— Jake Coburn, imdb.com
“Here’s the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.”— Barney Stinson, amazon.com
“Suits are full of joy. They’re the sartorial equivalent of a baby’s smile.”— Barney Stinson, amazon.com
“Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.”— Barney Stinson, amazon.com
“Oh right, because there can be too many of something wonderful. Hey Babe Ruth, easy big fella, let’s not hit too many homers. Hey Steve Gutenberg, maybe just make three Police Academy movies. America’s laughed enough.”— Barney Stinson, amazon.com
“God, it’s me, Barney. What up? I know we don’t talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.”— Barney Stinson, amazon.com
“In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.”— Barney Stinson, amazon.com
“Okay, pep talk! You can do this, but to be more accurate, you probably can’t. You’re way out of practice and she’s way too hot for you. So, remember, it’s not about scoring. It’s about believing you can do it, even though you probably can’t. Go get ‘em, tiger!”— Barney Stinson, amazon.com
“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!”— Barney Stinson, amazon.com
“Barney Stinson: I had to look away because if I watched what the paramedics were about to do, I would've passed out. Then they took out this electric blade thing, and I kept thinking "this isn't happening, this isn't happening!" Lily Aldrin: Oh my god, what did they cut? Barney Stinson: My suit, my…”— Barney Stinson, amazon.com
“Show us the onion volcano, the fried rice beating heart, the shrimp in the pocket.”— Marshall, amazon.com
“Lily: We're not going to Italy. Marshall: Of course we are. Lily we have to do this. You're gonna live in Rome and you're gonna get your dream because you're giving me mine, again.”— Marshall, amazon.com