Quotes tagged ‘T.V Quotes’

(118 total)

“Michael: The Jamaicans don't have a word for. Jim: Yup It's English”

“Saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did.”

“One thing you need to know about me, I don't quit, until something tears or pops.”

“Pam: 'I could give a shit about your happiness. Stop dating my mother!' Michael: 'You know what, I'm gonna start dating her even harder!'”

“I wonder what people like about my? Probably my jugs.”

“It is exactly 12:23. The exact moment you emerged my your mothers vaginal canal.”

“The only problem is when I try to make a taco, I get too excited.”

“I don't need the woods, I have a nice wood desk. And I don't need fresh air, I have the freshest air around, A.C.”

“Campus. Brings me back to so many memories I would have made.”

“Jim: "Question: What kind of bear is best?" Dwight: "That's a ridiculous question." Jim: "False. Black bear.”

“Whenever i'm about to do something, I think. 'Would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing.”

“There's too many people on this earth, we need a new plague.”

“Pam would you please tell Darryl this is not a women's suit.”

“Dwight you ignorant slut.”

“When I see someone smile at me all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.”

“I've been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower.”

“I have egg in my croc.”

“What's a two way petting zoo? Jim: You pet the animals they pet you back.”